ANIMAL movie musings

The Animal movie PR is working and i am their latest victim!! Here are my last thoughts!

What is an American teenage boy’s definition of a cool dude? Correction, what is the definition of a cool “man” as per an American teenager who is getting none not exactly popular with the ….ladies?

He thinks a cool guy has long hair (everywhere apparently), smokes all the time, loves jokes about undies and private parts, wears thick red robes (nothing to do with Hugh Hefner of course) and can get any girl he wants… at any time (unmanned airplanes about to crash, in front of parents, domestic help etc), looooves assault rifles (he’s a Republican) and can get away with murder(s) but…. but…wait for it….wait for it…..he is undyingly loyal to his girl!!! yay!!!… well kinda. I mean he will only cheat because it was important to!!  Oh and the girl is cool because… well ….coz she is his porn fantasy come to life,he likes her and of course she will do anything for the Meat Loaf love!duh!

Now if this teenage boy, who hates his dad because daddy made him miss a concert and then forgot to say hello, watches 50 shades of Grey he apparently turns into 100 shades of Asian Paints’ mera wala Gray!

Correction, the question  should have been, what is Sandeep Vanga’s definition of a “cool man”? I think we got a new BTMB on the block-  Brainless-bhaiyya Thinks- he-is-a Modern Bro!

Enjoy but remember - Smoking is injurious to man, but Animal is injurious to womankind!